gerec said: Every time I see a pic of Wonder Woman on my dash I think of you doing the WW 'spin' in your living room, whenever you're especially happy! Like 'The juice was extra delicious today!' - SPIN. 'Somebody wrote regency/domestic/adorable/old!cherik fic!' - SPIN. 'I'm taller than 90% of the people on the street!' - SPINNNNNNNNNN
THAT IS 100% ACCURATE.
But I had to stop doing it out on the street because I was clubbing people in the head accidentally…
(ALSO I LOVE THAT YOU THINK THIS LSJHKJSHFKJHDGF *HOLDS YOU SO TIGHT AND FLIES YOU AWAY*)
driftinwithkaiju said: BETTY ON THE JUICE THING HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT FASSY ALWAYS HAD PARTICULAR BRAND AND FLAVOR OF JUICE HE DRANK WHEN DOING PRESS FOR DOFP? Seemed relevant you like juice he likes juice too maybe you should grab a drink sometime, talk about it
OH MY GOD I NEVER NOTICED THAT. HOT DAMN. A FELLOW JUICE LOVER!! If I ever meet him, I will ONLY talk to him about juice. He will forever remember me as “that weird juice girl” and I will happily live forever as weird juice girl in his memory.
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i…what. At first I didn’t understand the context and was like “AU WHERE THEY’RE ACTUAL FRUITS??? THIS SEEMS VERY VIOLENT AND…DEADLY. YOU ARE TAKING IT TOO FAR.”
HAHAHAHA NO DON’T WORRY CHARLES JUST HAS A JUICE KINK OR SOMETHING…I don’t know, is that a thing? WHATEVER, IT IS NOW!
However…now that you mention it…
"But Erik, how can we ever be together? I may look strong, I may wear my seeds on the outside to protect me, but I am nothing more than a soft, red centre. My power is internal."
Erik leaned closer. Charles smelled sweet and fresh, like he had only recently been plucked cleanly from the vine. “Oh Charles,” he whispered. “I may have a thick skin, but inside I am as soft as you are. We are the same, don’t you see? We are brothers you and I, united against the humans who want to destroy us.”
AND THEN THEY LIVED FOREVER AS FRUIT DO, OBVIOUSLY. (I had to stop because the ephemeral nature of fruit made me sad. NOW I have gone too far)